What are funny and rude things to say during a high school sport game?

I am very rude too the opposing team when I go to sports games for my high school, trying to think of new material though? I am just wondering if any1 can tell me some good chants or things to scream or do during a basketball gameWhat are funny and rude things to say during a high school sport game?Here's a list of some of sweetest smack from the blacktop:

"Gentlefellows, it appears as though you have not adequately practised your offensive and defensive schemes in preparation for our match today!"
"Your most recent attempt to score a goal was significantly short (or long) of your target, such that it appears as though you were not aiming at the goal itself but at an in-determinant spot well beyond (or nigh) it!"
"Your lineage is indicative of a feminine disposition relative to those of your archetypical gender role!"
"Your leadership on and off the field is of questionable derivation from an experiential, professorial, and familial perspective."
"Harken unto the gentleman responsible for maintaining the record of our relative performances upon ye board mounted at the end of the field and note the relative differences."
And of course, the old and classic standbye:
"There is a dramatic difference betwixt your performance today and that of the typical player who plays of our sport - and not in favor to you."